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Rank Dispatches, with Brother 3000

Brother 3000, reporting for duty

I pass like night.

I lurk in the shadows, waiting to pounce.

I appear from nowhere to whisk you away.

Who am I?

I’m Brother 3000, and I drive a cab.

These are my stories…

Silver Service - Once again, Brother 3000 proves to be his own worst enemy, this time falling for the charms of the elderly. While there's much to be said for a woman with experience, surely there must be limits? [August 2005]
The Pope is dead - Hungry for some of that old time religion? Why does the number '11' seem to be on a higher spiritual plane these days? Brother 3000 and Mrs Brother 3000 are just so finger lickin' good. [May 2005]
Thrown around like a rag dole - Why does Brother 3000 help so many people? Maybe it's because no-one cares. What's the world coming to when only a humble cab driver comes to the aid of those in need? [Apr 2005]
Footballers behaving badly - a tale in two parts. First we encounter AFL (Australian Football League) players on a lads' night out. Then we get the skinny on NRL (National Rugby League) players. [Feb 2005]
White Girls Can't Jump - a cautionary tale, putting new meaning into the expression "where do you get off?!" [Dec 2004]

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